This meeting will now "come" to order

Imagine if Robert's rules of order were applied to sex.

-This meeting of husband and wife will now come to order. Are all members of the marriage present?

-Aye

-Husband, please read the minutes of the last meeting.

-Meeting convened at 10:32 PM, roll call taken, minutes of previous meeting read and approved, No old business was discussed, regular business was performed, no new business was discussed, and meeting adjourned at 10:59 PM.  

-Can I get a motion to approve the minutes of the previous meeting?

-I move we just get to the regular business.

-Motion approved!

The end.